Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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