We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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