i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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