What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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