pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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