Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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