i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
its not stalking. its research.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How naked do you want me to be?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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