i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't think brook has ever known best
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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