Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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