is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
