Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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