Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
it's like iHOP with fire
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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