I'm really into asian looking animals
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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