Three words: puerto rican gang bang
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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