I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm both gender and math confused
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