that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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