only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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