That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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