His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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