This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
