how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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