you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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