I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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