I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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