Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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