His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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