Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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