its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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