Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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