I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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