Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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