I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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