i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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