The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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