What did we do last night that was yellow?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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