A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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