I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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