Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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