The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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