I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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