So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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