she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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