you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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