I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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