Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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