I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
