He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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