So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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