Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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