On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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