I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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