he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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