Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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